A VERY SERIOUS CAT-ASTROPHE
GAME LIVE / TOKEN IN PREPARATION
$HORMEWZ.
THE MEME HAS A GAME.
ALL CLAWS.
NO BRAKES.
Cats. Cargo. Catastrophically bad decisions.
A free browser game, with a meme token on the horizon.
NO DOWNLOAD. NO WALLET. JUST CHAOS.
IN-GAME SCENE ROUTINE INSPECTION
- Game modes
- 05
- Campaign operations
- 35
- Inspection pilots
- 07
- Tokens needed to play
- ZERO
01 / BOOTS ON DECK. CLAWS OUT.
LESS ROADMAP.
MORE RAMPAGE.
A game you can play today.
Not a promise buried in a whitepaper.
START HERE / THIRD-PERSON ACTION
ROUTINE
INSPECTION.
Two ships. One briefcase.
Absolutely no adult supervision.
ARCADE SURVIVAL / SOLO
Harbor Havoc
Four encounters. Three upgrades. One angry harbor master.
FLEET TACTICS / VS CPU
Naval Duel
Place your fleet. Read the wind. Launch the kitten.
35 OPERATIONS / SOLO
The Campaign
From Kitten Academy to the Compliance Engine. Earn every star.
HUMAN MULTIPLAYER / ACCOUNT REQUIRED
Online Range
Ranked duels and co-op. Real opponents. Server-verified results.
Keyboard, touch and gamepad controls. A WebGL-capable browser is required. Solo play needs no account; online play needs a connection and another player.
02 / THE TICKER. THE TRUTH.
SERIOUS ABOUT THE GAME.
UNSERIOUS ABOUT OURSELVES.
$HORMEWZ$HORMEWZ is the meme token we're preparing for the HORMEWZ universe. The game comes first. Holding a token will never be a requirement to play it.
A ticker is not a business model. No promised returns, revenue share or automatic game rewards. Come for the cats. Stay for another run.
APPROVED DESIGN / NOT YET DEPLOYED
FIXED TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
HORMEWZ
- Network
- Base · ERC-20
- Transfer tax
- 0%
- Additional minting
- None
- Admin, blacklist or upgrade controls
- None
No official contract yet.
The recipient, allocation and liquidity plan still need approval. An unsigned deployment is not a launched token.
Do not buy by ticker alone. The verified contract address belongs here after deployment, never in a stranger's DM.
GOOD GAMES ARE BETTER WITH BAD INFLUENCES.
BRING YOUR SQUAD.
One of you has to be the responsible one.
We haven't found them yet.
03 / THE SMALL PRINT. BIG ENOUGH TO READ.
BEFORE YOU
GO OVERBOARD.
Clear answers. No mystery tokenomics.
Do I need a wallet or tokens to play?
No. Routine Inspection, Harbor Havoc, Naval Duel and campaign practice are playable without an account, wallet or payment. Online Range requires a game account, a connection and another human player, not a token balance.
Is $HORMEWZ live? Where can I buy it?
Not yet. We are preparing a fixed-supply ERC-20 token for Base. There is no official deployed contract or trading pool to link here. A matching name or ticker does not make another token ours. Check this page for a verified address after deployment.
Are my game credits $HORMEWZ?
No. Local practice credits and server-verified game credits are game-only balances, not cryptocurrency. They cannot be converted into $HORMEWZ, redeemed for cash or imported as token holdings. Playing does not promise an airdrop.
What is the supply and who gets it?
The approved design is a one-time supply of 1 billion HORMEWZ with 18 decimals, no further minting, no transfer tax and no administrative controls. The deployment recipient, distribution and liquidity arrangements are not approved yet. We won't publish invented allocations or claim liquidity is locked.
What are the risks?
Meme tokens are speculative and can lose all their value. No returns, price support, revenue rights or ownership in the game are promised. This token has not been independently audited or deployed. Blockchain transactions are generally irreversible. Never share a seed phrase or private key.
THE WORLD HAS ENOUGH PITCH DECKS.
LET'S PLAY.